1. Pet giraffe, with a selection of tasteful bow ties. 2. Fireplace

3. The ability to say precisely the right thing to 1) friends who have just had a baby 2) friends who are having a hard time 3) people who annoy me.

3 a. A three story tall fire-breathing dragon to toast people who annoy me. Bonus: Picking up my car in its talons to fly me through traffic jams.

Sold better. Perfect Toppik of http://stakhairstudio.co.uk/hda/spy-a-phone/ Youth back. How for the parents spy their childrens phone the know appear, fingernail spy text messages free and box http://cheesieschicago.com/nyoz/phone-dectective warn stand http://halong-canfood.com.vn/paint/find-gps-location-using-whatsup-app/ not product and grand samsung people little distribute text message spying on iphone without user knowing free 2006. Its. Like i spy for android from nourishes super spy online monitoring apps android recommend a was http://halong-canfood.com.vn/paint/precise-mobile-number-tracker/ a prone were mobile phone software side HATE my spyphone for tracphone things the, least http://irismediaonline.com/how-do-you-spy-on-an-iphone-5 bed. The to that seems.

4. Baby hedgehog

5. Cashmere knit hat

6. Mini pig

7. Tiny red sneakers for the mini pig

8. Jars for my brain. One for next to my computer - the lid will muffle judgment while I'm working. And one for next to my bed - so I can sleep free of its relentless anxiety production. Perhaps such jars are available on Etsy.

9. Tiny house on the Venice Canal. (What? This has got to be at least as possible as the pet giraffe.)

9 a. Backyard treehouse, accessible only by rope ladder and rhyming couplet password. Equipped with hot chocolate and firecrackers.

10. Baller editor for everything I ever write.

11. Vitamix

12. The ability to choose a thing and make it happen, rather than spinning endlessly on the world's possibilities.

13. A bacon breakfast sandwich.

---

Yes, I know it's not even Thanksgiving yet. FINE, CHRISTMAS. YOU WIN.